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Learn One Sales Technique That Will Be A Game Changer.

A Call From LAX Airport & A Baby That's Not Mine

Dad Believed I was Vital For Their Business Growth

O.J. Simpson, Mom, Miguel- Handyman.

You're Not Hired: Landscape Our Garden!

The Warrant, The Judge, My Punishment

Celebrating Another Milestone

A Cruise To Nowhere, But I Was Everywhere, On The Love Boat.

Flying Home From Australia To California: Next I Face The Judge!

My Only Memories Of Melbourne Were:

Issue Number One Hundred!

My Bags Are Backed, I Am Hitch Hiking And It's Illegal!

Finding A Life Changing Message In A Bottle In Sydney Harbor.

My Dad Sits And Watches Me In Awe!

No Place To Live & Seeing With One Eye

If Practice Makes Perfection! I'm All In.

Lee grabbed me. "Yank, We Need To talk."

First Night Bartending @ Rogues Club.

My Dear Subscribers, A Personal Note.

My Lifeline-My American Express Cut Up In Front Of Me!

I Couldn't Believe My New Found Luck

3 More Nights With The Copper & His Wife

This Momentous Life Decision Felt Like Jumping Into The Abyss.

3 More Nights With The Copper & His Wife

This Momentous Life Decision Felt Like Jumping Into The Abyss.

Drunk Driver Killed My Girlfriend

I Was Fascinated To See My Dad's Playboy Club Card.

I Thought I Was Golden; My Lawyer Told Me So!

My Sister Could Have Killed Me!

One of my Biggest Regrets: Borrowing $10

Military School At 4 Years Old In America.

Rear-Ended By Jack Lemmon

April Fools Day & Happy Birthday Dad!

My Little Sisters Attempted Suicide, A Cry for Help.

How An Irishman From Kilkenny, Ireland Conquered Beverly Hills, California.

Fortune Cookie Inspiration March 28, 2025

Water - Essential For Life & Saving Lives.

3 USA Fires, That Affected My Wife & I.

Success, For The 1st Time & "Your Fired!"

Today! Is My Six Month Anniversary

I Won, I Won: Paris All Expenses Paid!

"How Old Are You?"

The Image Below Tells It All

My Mom A Formula 1 Driver?

Best Night And Worst Night Of My Life.

My First Brand New Car, Guess What!

Bucking Bull, 300 Guests: My 21st B'day

The First Time I Learned About The Power Of Thought!

This Is Why I Am Writing On Substack

Juggling 2 Drunk Driving Tickets At Once & Leaving The Scene Of A Crime.

I Slept Thru Super Bowl In 1980: I Was There, With 103,985 Screaming People.

Me, Being a Pretender @ The Pretenders

1981 Rolling Down 200 Foot Cliff At Night

First Day Off To College + Huge Surprise

Dating THREE Desiree's

My Journey To Lompoc Prison.

My 74 Year Old Grandmother Saw My White Butt, The Moon Shining On It At 3 Am In The Morning!

Police, Ticket, Court, Attorney That's Me!

Party Time: It Was More Than Just SNL, It Was A Real Saturday Night Live!

I Was To Drive South But No, I Drove North.

Went To The Mall, Came Out To Find My Steering Wheel Was Stolen.

No Job, No Car, Moving Out Of The Family Home With Only Faith.

Starting El Camino Jr. College, But Why?

Mom Actually Banned Me From Visiting Her Family In Sweden

1978 Graduation & B-Day Gift, 10 Days Rafting Down Grand Canyon, Arizona

Another Of Mom's Parties, This One Ended Needing A New Washing Machine

My Grandmother Lost Her Money, I Lost My Job, Double Swindle, Thanks To Me.

Graduation Night At Disneyland Was One To Remember

My Last Prom, The Days Before Graduation Were so Surreal.

I Almost Killed My Math Teacher.

My Face & The Urinal, I Hate You!

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